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At first, there weren’t many things.<\/p>\n

Because not many things were important.<\/p>\n

If you only had a few things you were ok.<\/p>\n

Things that helped you bash an antelope on the head.<\/p>\n

Or a sharp pointy thing on the end of a thin wooden thing to poke things with.<\/p>\n

Life was simple, but then things started getting complicated.<\/p>\n

It just so happens that as life got complicated, there were more things.<\/p>\n

Soon people began choosing whether they wanted this thing or that thing.<\/p>\n

Some people thought their things were better than other people’s things.<\/p>\n

The people who had better things were happy.<\/p>\n

Making the people with worse things jealous.<\/p>\n

There’s nothing stopping you from having these nice things, they said…<\/p>\n

If you work harder, like us, you can have nice things too.<\/p>\n

The problem was, you could only get nice things one way…<\/p>\n

And that was by owning a lot of small, green paper things.<\/p>\n

Which most people just didn’t have, no matter how hard they tried to get them.<\/p>\n

Every time they went anywhere they were reminded of the nice things they’d like to have.<\/p>\n

So they collected everything they could with the green paper things they had.<\/p>\n

And they’d feel happy for a little while\u00a0until a new thing came along…<\/p>\n

But eventually, they realised it wasn’t the things that made you\u00a0happy.<\/p>\n

Because, deep down, they knew that life would be better without the things.<\/p>\n

But by then, the things had taken over.<\/p>\n

That is the story of the things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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